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Used decaf coffee as a reward today

Used decaf coffee as a reward today

Today’s aesthetic is a panic attack spread out across 24 hours

I’m really really worried that I lack the discipline required to be actually good at anything 

Lemony Snicket

literarystarbucks:

Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.

mydogsnokes:

mydogsnokes:

ppl from california who never stop talking about california…..and in n out burger….and weed…..and the beach…..like…….speed up those tectonic plates and just become an island already….no one cares

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Cheer Up Post #1758 - Cats Kneading Edition

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Nature/Animals Masterpost

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i need to remember that my productivity is not the only measure of my worth

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

i need to remember and be more conscious of the ways in which my race, SES, etc privilege me above some men, especially when i’m in the mindset of or making comments in the vein of #misandry/etc

basically i just need to do a better job of remembering that male privilege is not the same for all men

idk why it’s taken me so long to fully get this 

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

being out to people who are casual but validating makes me SO! HAPPY! like +10 mood boost for the next 4 hours

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

christel-thoughts:

blackfemalescientist:

cecampos23:

alt-and-black:

therightherr:

Dear White People (x)

tomorrow. 

GO SEE IT. MAKE IT WORTH IT. PROVE THEM WRONG AND GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

D: Have fun guysss. I’ll be there in spirit
trishiaxpaula normanancee camiyogaom

Please see it again and again so they’ll bring it to my area.

^^^ because i don’t know when or even if it will come my way.

also you can pre-order it on iTunes currently

(Source: bonafidepersonofshade)

hey-firefly:

tired from a busy day of being mentally ill

better picture of how the curls came out / i’m actually really pleased with them today
i hope the number of selfies isn’t annoying but anyway

better picture of how the curls came out / i’m actually really pleased with them today

i hope the number of selfies isn’t annoying but anyway